The Chronological Project
Ok, I've been meaning to do this for a while, but it took me a while to get it together. And, since I have a thousand things to do over the weekend that I've been procrastinating on, I figured this was as good a time as any to occupy the front page with it.
I've had dozens of comments in the past about how hard it is to try and go back & read The Project from the beginning, and it is a pain...I was going back through the other day, trying to find an old post, and it almost drove me up a wall.
So, what I've done is put the entire story (so far) in chronological order, omitting all the present-day ramblings & leaving just the timeline itself; if you wanna get the whole picture, you'll still have to go back through the archives. In other words, I've just made it that much easier to dwell on my past. And I just now realized it, but man...with all the words I've written on this stupid thing, I could've have started my own religion. Maybe I should; that's where the money is.
What's really funny is that you can track my listening habits over the last several months by reading the chapter titles. It makes for a fun trivia game, too...
Oh well...here ya go. I'll add to this post as The Project grows & keep it linked off to the side.
Chapter 1: Andi - Part One
Chapter 2: Andi - Part Two
Chapter 3: Gloria's Results of a Misspent Youth
Chapter 4: Enter Kara
Chapter 5: She Doesn't Look Druish?
Chapter 6: Wine, Women & Motorcycles
Chapter 7: Funeral for a Friend
Chapter 8: Triangle Man
Chapter 9: Mushrooms After Midnight
Chapter 10: Take Away this Ball & Chain
Chapter 11: Do the Right Thing
Chapter 12: Who the Hell did I Think I Was?
Chapter 13: Screw You Guys; I'm Goin' Home...
Chapter 14: Born to Run
Chapter 15: A Million Miles Away
Chapter 16: Don't Go Back to Rockville
Chapter 17: Mama, I'm Comin' Home
Chapter 18: Misplaced Childhood
Chapter 19: Clutching at Straws
Chapter 20: You Don't Have to Call Me Darlin', Darlin...
Chapter 21: Don't Give Me No Hand-Me-Down Love
Chapter 22: Don't Ask Me No Questions
Chapter 23: A Matter of Trust
Chapter 24: All She Wrote
Chapter 25: Wrong Way on a One-Way Track
Chapter 26: After the Fall
Chapter 27: Hard Luck Woman
Chapter 28: Standin' in that Doorway Like a Dream
Chapter 29: Time Wounds All Heels
Chapter 30: Blinded by the Light
Chapter 31: Cut Loose Like a Deuce
Chapter 32: The Future Ain't What it Used to Be
Chapter 33: Mona Lisa's & Mad Hatters
Chapter 34: Close, but not Touching
Chapter 35: Lost Boys & Golden Girls
Chapter 36: Reason to Believe
Chapter 37: Thought I'd Lost the Blues...Thought I'd Paid my Dues
Chapter 38: This Time, Darlin'
Chapter 39: Meanwhile, Back in 1993...
Chapter 40: Snowblind
Chapter 41: Magic & Loss
Chapter 42: Late of Conscience
Chapter 43: Alone Again in the Lap of Luxury
Chapter 44: Put the Load Right on Me
Chapter 45: Dishes are Done
Chapter 46: Out of the Frying Pan
Chapter 47: ...and Into the Fire
Chapter 48: Heat of the Moment
Chapter 49: Circling the Wagons
Chapter 50: Reasons
Chapter 51: Night Moves
Chapter 52: Sneakin' Sally Through the Alley
Chapter 53: Windows are for Cheaters, Chimneys for the Poor
Chapter 54: Ghosts of Ex's Past - Part One
Chapter 55: Thorn in my Pride
Chapter 56: Childlike Faith in Childhood's End
Chapter 57: The Last Waltz
Chapter 58: Send Me Dead Flowers
Chapter 59: Skating Away, on the Thin Ice of a New Day
I haven't revised this page in a while, so you'll have to just read on from there yourself...I'll do it soon, I promise!
I've had dozens of comments in the past about how hard it is to try and go back & read The Project from the beginning, and it is a pain...I was going back through the other day, trying to find an old post, and it almost drove me up a wall.
So, what I've done is put the entire story (so far) in chronological order, omitting all the present-day ramblings & leaving just the timeline itself; if you wanna get the whole picture, you'll still have to go back through the archives. In other words, I've just made it that much easier to dwell on my past. And I just now realized it, but man...with all the words I've written on this stupid thing, I could've have started my own religion. Maybe I should; that's where the money is.
What's really funny is that you can track my listening habits over the last several months by reading the chapter titles. It makes for a fun trivia game, too...
Oh well...here ya go. I'll add to this post as The Project grows & keep it linked off to the side.
Chapter 1: Andi - Part One
Chapter 2: Andi - Part Two
Chapter 3: Gloria's Results of a Misspent Youth
Chapter 4: Enter Kara
Chapter 5: She Doesn't Look Druish?
Chapter 6: Wine, Women & Motorcycles
Chapter 7: Funeral for a Friend
Chapter 8: Triangle Man
Chapter 9: Mushrooms After Midnight
Chapter 10: Take Away this Ball & Chain
Chapter 11: Do the Right Thing
Chapter 12: Who the Hell did I Think I Was?
Chapter 13: Screw You Guys; I'm Goin' Home...
Chapter 14: Born to Run
Chapter 15: A Million Miles Away
Chapter 16: Don't Go Back to Rockville
Chapter 17: Mama, I'm Comin' Home
Chapter 18: Misplaced Childhood
Chapter 19: Clutching at Straws
Chapter 20: You Don't Have to Call Me Darlin', Darlin...
Chapter 21: Don't Give Me No Hand-Me-Down Love
Chapter 22: Don't Ask Me No Questions
Chapter 23: A Matter of Trust
Chapter 24: All She Wrote
Chapter 25: Wrong Way on a One-Way Track
Chapter 26: After the Fall
Chapter 27: Hard Luck Woman
Chapter 28: Standin' in that Doorway Like a Dream
Chapter 29: Time Wounds All Heels
Chapter 30: Blinded by the Light
Chapter 31: Cut Loose Like a Deuce
Chapter 32: The Future Ain't What it Used to Be
Chapter 33: Mona Lisa's & Mad Hatters
Chapter 34: Close, but not Touching
Chapter 35: Lost Boys & Golden Girls
Chapter 36: Reason to Believe
Chapter 37: Thought I'd Lost the Blues...Thought I'd Paid my Dues
Chapter 38: This Time, Darlin'
Chapter 39: Meanwhile, Back in 1993...
Chapter 40: Snowblind
Chapter 41: Magic & Loss
Chapter 42: Late of Conscience
Chapter 43: Alone Again in the Lap of Luxury
Chapter 44: Put the Load Right on Me
Chapter 45: Dishes are Done
Chapter 46: Out of the Frying Pan
Chapter 47: ...and Into the Fire
Chapter 48: Heat of the Moment
Chapter 49: Circling the Wagons
Chapter 50: Reasons
Chapter 51: Night Moves
Chapter 52: Sneakin' Sally Through the Alley
Chapter 53: Windows are for Cheaters, Chimneys for the Poor
Chapter 54: Ghosts of Ex's Past - Part One
Chapter 55: Thorn in my Pride
Chapter 56: Childlike Faith in Childhood's End
Chapter 57: The Last Waltz
Chapter 58: Send Me Dead Flowers
Chapter 59: Skating Away, on the Thin Ice of a New Day
I haven't revised this page in a while, so you'll have to just read on from there yourself...I'll do it soon, I promise!
11 Comments:
It's not a religion, it's a freakin' novel. Wowie. Good work. (And thanks for taking care of that other thin. ;)
I found it most useful to just start at the beginning and slough through it all in order to catch up. It was a tough few days of pretending to look busy at work while I read your life, but I managed.
I'm glad we're in year 1... I'm catching up on other blogs that are 2+ years old and it's taking me WEEKS of determined slacking to get through.
It's not for everyone, that's for sure.
And if it's a memoir, you can apparently make stuff up and still rake in lots o' cash. So, the money's in religion and made up memoirs, which I always thought was called a novel, but hell...whatever works.
...can't....stop...READING! AH!
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Glad I started early too. Damn that is a lot of chapters! I've been here a long time! At least this way you will have it more in order -- more like book format. Keep it coming!
I think this is the first time I've ever commented here, and I feel kind of bad that I'm going to nag you, but we're approaching almost a month since you've actually worked on THE PROJECT here. Time to get back to the healing maybe? ...and to satisfy our collective cravings?
not to mention the strain it puts on Dene and my relationship when she's late because she's been reading this blog.
This is an awesome catch up spot for us newbies! Thanks for the info in a one stop shop!
Wow! Amazing...just great!!
Love it...can't stop reading
:D
Please think about making a book of it... please!!!
Just wanted to point out that between Chapters 44 (Put the Load Right on Me)and 45 (Out of the Frying Pan) you left out the "Dishes are done" chapter: http://exgfproject.blogspot.com/2005/12/dishes-are-done.html
Thanks for the project! It's always nice to know you're not the only one out there.
A month ago I was exactly feeling how you are feeling now, in pain, crying, heart broken, and then I found this site saveabreakup.com and I followed their instructions, I had my girlfriend come back to me in no time so fast !! I was so so happy and I'm still very happy, don't give up! I suggest you view the free videos that tell you what to do on saveabreakup.com
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