Thursday, February 9, 2006

Inked...

While I was out of town, I got totally tagged by Rachel, over at Wicked Ink to fill out the following list...and now that I see it in print, "getting tagged by Rachel from Wicked Ink" sounds like I either got a new tattoo or scored with a chick from a bar band...neither of which happened. Still, took me a while to get to it, but here it is...


The Ex-Boyfriend's List of 8 "Perfect Partner" Requirements

1. She must at least be old enough to remember who shot J.R.

2. She must hold a position, one way or another, on the Van Halen/Van Hagar split.

3. She must know that Jethro Tull is not a person.

4. She must have owned Wonder Woman Underoos as a child (truthfully, owning any type of Superheroine costume at any age will suffice. Bonus points if she still has one that fits).

5. She must like Pina Coladas, gettin' caught in the rain, not be into yoga, and have half a brain. If it's 3 out of 4, lose the Coladas...

6. She must be faithful.

7. She must be self-confident & secure of who she is.

8. She must not bore easily...


20 Comments:

Blogger Jenn! recalled...

who is jr? (kidding)

hot for teacher!! van halen!

jethro tull is not a person??

why am i suddenly not embarrased about owning underwear with superhero figures on them anymore?

yes, yes, yes, yes...maybe 2 halves

ok wait...you didn't ask for applicants, did you?? disregard the above answers....unless... ;)

Thursday, February 09, 2006 2:30:00 AM  
Blogger Mint Tulip recalled...

Those are some pretty good requirements! I especially like #4...but maybe that's just because I really like Wonder Woman.

Thursday, February 09, 2006 7:56:00 AM  
Blogger Brooklyn recalled...

OKAY MY TURN TO REPLY AND SEE IF I COULD BE THE NEXT EX-GIRLFRIEND:
#1 - WHO IN THE HECK IS J.R.? AND IF HE GOT SHOT WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST CALL THE COPS?

#2 - I TEND TO PREFER SAMMY THAN ROTH.... I ENJOYED THE MATURITY OF THE BAND MORE LATER ON....

#3 - JETHRO TULL IS THE BAND AND IAN ANDERSON IS THE LEAD SINGER. AQUALUNG WAS ONE OF THE BEST ALBUMS EVER. IAN STANDS ON ONE LEG AND PLAYS THE FLUTE DURING HIS SOLOS. BUT NOW HE LIVES IN ENGLAND AND RAISES SALMON.... BUT I DID SEE THEM INC ONCERT THIS PAST OCTOBER.....

#4 - I HAVE SUPERGIRL PANTIES.... AND I THINK YOU HAVE SEEN THE PROOF OF THAT.... I WAS DOROTHY FROM WIZARD OF OZ FOR HALLOWEEN ... DOES THAT COUNT AS A SUPERHEROINE???

#5 - I LIKE JIMMY BUFFET DOES THAT COUNT INSTEAD?? OR WE COULD JUST HAVE A CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE TOGETHER INSTEAD....

#6 - I AM NOT COMMITTING AGAIN TO ANYTHING UNTIL I AM READY... ESPECIALLY NOT ANOTHER LONG DISTANCE CARRIER!!! I JUST HAVE TROUBLE BE FAITHFUL TO THEM....

#7 - HELLO??? DOES PRINCESS BROOKLYN RING A BELL?

#8 - ONE CAN NEVER BE BORED WHEN YOU ALWAYS HAVE THE OFFICE, FAULTY TOWERS AND THE SHIELD ON TIVO....

SO HOW DID I RANK??

Thursday, February 09, 2006 9:48:00 AM  
Blogger Jaded&Opinionated recalled...

I was completely pissed when DLR left Van Halen, and even more pissed that Sammy Hagar took his place. But, I have to admit, Sammy grew on me. I like the raw energy of the original VH, but I also like the maturity of VH post-DLR. Could just be that I'm old now, who knows.

Rupert Holmes. Escape (Pina Colada song Did you know he also wrote a Tony- winning musical? Go figure.

Thursday, February 09, 2006 10:12:00 AM  
Blogger Lynn-e recalled...

#1 & 2 are a must. Really, if you find a woman who meets those two requirements, you know she will certainly meet #5 thru 8. Right? Or not..

Thursday, February 09, 2006 10:49:00 AM  
Blogger firedancerdancin recalled...

If my boyfriend wore women's underwear he'd be perfect for you.

I on the other hand, don't measure up.

I know that JR got shot, isn't that enough? And didn't it turn out that it was just one big long dream?

My boyfriend thinks Van Halen (pre-hagar) is the best band ever ever ever. I wish they never existed cause I wouldn't ever have to listen to them again. So that's a position, right? No Van Halen period. (although I will admit that Eddie is one sick guitar player).

I currently have supergirl underwear. They're cute.

rain doesn't bug me, i don't like pina coldas I have never attempted yoga, have a college degree, hate george w and didn't vote for him (proof of my half a brain).

Sadly, I do bore easily.

I guess I'll just have to stick with my lovely nerdy boyfriend and his star wars and van halen infatuation.

but it's a pretty good list. :-)

Thursday, February 09, 2006 11:20:00 AM  
Blogger ExBF recalled...

I must have missed somethin', 'cus I haven't seen anyone's Supergirl panties....if I had, I might be too busy to write....

Thursday, February 09, 2006 11:41:00 AM  
Blogger pookalu recalled...

um, sorry, exbf, once again, i'm outta the loop.

1. didn't watch dallas. i was born in houston.
2. van halen -- is that the company that makes "Vans?"
3. jethro tull is -- an engineering company?
4. while i loved wonder woman...all i have is hello kitty. and with that i always get the response from my friends from the stupid commercial..."HELLO, kitty..."
5. so many things that i am so for and you're not into -- yoga is the only exercise i do, and while i love playing in thunderstorms, i only use a quarter of my brain.
6. ok, faithful. i'll agree with that one. but only to eating red meat.
7. confidence is over-rated. security is not, but i don't have much of a savings account.
8. "ennui" is my middle name.....

:)

Thursday, February 09, 2006 12:28:00 PM  
Blogger chicaleecious recalled...

1. Didn't watch much "Dallas", but I thought Bobby Ewing shot him. I thought the dream sequence had to do with Bobby Ewing's death though. I finally cheated and looked it up here: http://eightiesclub.tripod.com/id288.htm . It turned ot to be "Kristen Shepard" -- who the f*ck is that?

2. Does being neutral count? I just like Van Halen either way. Eddie is an awesome guitarist. It grew on me after hearing it through my brother's bedroom walls growing up. I owned the 5150 album, though I loved most tunes in 1984. MTV was new and I thought I wanted to be the "teacher" when I grew up.

3. I know it's a band, but I don't know anything beyond that -- does that count?

4. Hello! I thought if I spun around enough, I'd turn into Wonder Woman too!!!! I'm a superhero geek. I grew up on Superfriends, own this giant leather bound Marvel Comics Character Book and a DC Legends book. Smallville is one of my all time fave shows, I'm sad that Birds of Prey got cancelled and Batman Begins is one of my latest favorite movies. One day, I will own an entire collection of superhero memorabilia (*I started it, and it's growing). I suppose that can only mean that I might have owned Superhero undies at some point in my life....

5. I like Jimmy Buffet, been to Margaritaville in Key West drinking coladas, hate exercise (though I keep trying), have a pretty high IQ and love getting caught in the rain.

6. I'd rather be celebate and dateless than be unfaithful.

7. The most confident women do not have to tell you how confident and secure they are. Their inner-strength will just shine through.

8. Have my ramblings bored you yet? Now imagine how animated I'd be in peson.

How did I do????

Thursday, February 09, 2006 1:58:00 PM  
Blogger Caro recalled...

ahh, strange. i'm going to go with firedancer here. my exbf ironically fits all these requirements. minus the panties.

guess i'm out on being the next exgf. sorry!

:-)

Thursday, February 09, 2006 2:01:00 PM  
Blogger Scooter recalled...

Re: #3
http://www.britannica.com/eb/article-9073727

Thursday, February 09, 2006 2:07:00 PM  
Blogger Brooklyn recalled...

I stick with my orginal answer....and I do think I win!! Need you to IM me when you get this though....

Thursday, February 09, 2006 2:44:00 PM  
Blogger Charlotte recalled...

ok, i never saw the show because while it was running i was watching Mister Rogers, but i saw a special about it last year and my mom said that JR shot himself (and the dream sequence someone else was talking about, i thought that had to do with Patrick Duffy getting killed, not JR ....). even if that is the correct answer i just took myself out of the running :(

Thursday, February 09, 2006 6:58:00 PM  
Blogger ExBF recalled...

Ya, ya, Scooter...I know about the real Jethro Tull...but I said 'is' not a person, not 'was' a person at one point. Besides, if she qualifies, she'll know all that, anyway...

Thursday, February 09, 2006 7:41:00 PM  
Blogger ExBF recalled...

I can't believe nobody remembers who shot J.R.....it was Kristin! She was the hot chick from Ice Pirates. Come on, guys...

Other than that, the yoga thing kinda doesn't apply, since Lanie makes me do it like twice a week. It works...

And where did all the Jimmy Buffet stuff come from? You did good, tho, Discom....too bad about that boyfriend you already got ;)

Friday, February 10, 2006 12:52:00 AM  
Blogger Trix recalled...

I like making love at midnite...at the dunes on the cape.

Friday, February 10, 2006 12:38:00 PM  
Blogger chicaleecious recalled...

Dude - look at your comments. I wrote Kristen!!! Pay attention :-P.

Friday, February 10, 2006 4:05:00 PM  
Blogger Your Doctor's Nurse recalled...

I'm a little late on this one, but it's always been my (unfortunate) experience that the guy will bypass the ones that are ready, willing and able in order to try to gain the attention of those that don't know he exists.

I'm just sayin'.

Sunday, February 12, 2006 10:52:00 AM  
Blogger Pumpkin recalled...

I thought every girl owned wonder woman under-roos as a child?!?! Whats wrong with you people - they're classic. I wore them under an orange, pink and brown button up robe...

Sunday, February 12, 2006 10:34:00 PM  
Blogger Rachel - Wicked Ink recalled...

Great list! Thanks for doing this - I was wondering what your answers would be.

Monday, February 13, 2006 12:28:00 PM  

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