Inked...
While I was out of town, I got totally tagged by Rachel, over at Wicked Ink to fill out the following list...and now that I see it in print, "getting tagged by Rachel from Wicked Ink" sounds like I either got a new tattoo or scored with a chick from a bar band...neither of which happened. Still, took me a while to get to it, but here it is...
The Ex-Boyfriend's List of 8 "Perfect Partner" Requirements
1. She must at least be old enough to remember who shot J.R.
2. She must hold a position, one way or another, on the Van Halen/Van Hagar split.
3. She must know that Jethro Tull is not a person.
4. She must have owned Wonder Woman Underoos as a child (truthfully, owning any type of Superheroine costume at any age will suffice. Bonus points if she still has one that fits).
5. She must like Pina Coladas, gettin' caught in the rain, not be into yoga, and have half a brain. If it's 3 out of 4, lose the Coladas...
6. She must be faithful.
7. She must be self-confident & secure of who she is.
8. She must not bore easily...
2. She must hold a position, one way or another, on the Van Halen/Van Hagar split.
3. She must know that Jethro Tull is not a person.
4. She must have owned Wonder Woman Underoos as a child (truthfully, owning any type of Superheroine costume at any age will suffice. Bonus points if she still has one that fits).
5. She must like Pina Coladas, gettin' caught in the rain, not be into yoga, and have half a brain. If it's 3 out of 4, lose the Coladas...
6. She must be faithful.
7. She must be self-confident & secure of who she is.
8. She must not bore easily...
13 Comments:
who is jr? (kidding)
hot for teacher!! van halen!
jethro tull is not a person??
why am i suddenly not embarrased about owning underwear with superhero figures on them anymore?
yes, yes, yes, yes...maybe 2 halves
ok wait...you didn't ask for applicants, did you?? disregard the above answers....unless... ;)
I was completely pissed when DLR left Van Halen, and even more pissed that Sammy Hagar took his place. But, I have to admit, Sammy grew on me. I like the raw energy of the original VH, but I also like the maturity of VH post-DLR. Could just be that I'm old now, who knows.
Rupert Holmes. Escape (Pina Colada song Did you know he also wrote a Tony- winning musical? Go figure.
#1 & 2 are a must. Really, if you find a woman who meets those two requirements, you know she will certainly meet #5 thru 8. Right? Or not..
If my boyfriend wore women's underwear he'd be perfect for you.
I on the other hand, don't measure up.
I know that JR got shot, isn't that enough? And didn't it turn out that it was just one big long dream?
My boyfriend thinks Van Halen (pre-hagar) is the best band ever ever ever. I wish they never existed cause I wouldn't ever have to listen to them again. So that's a position, right? No Van Halen period. (although I will admit that Eddie is one sick guitar player).
I currently have supergirl underwear. They're cute.
rain doesn't bug me, i don't like pina coldas I have never attempted yoga, have a college degree, hate george w and didn't vote for him (proof of my half a brain).
Sadly, I do bore easily.
I guess I'll just have to stick with my lovely nerdy boyfriend and his star wars and van halen infatuation.
but it's a pretty good list. :-)
I must have missed somethin', 'cus I haven't seen anyone's Supergirl panties....if I had, I might be too busy to write....
um, sorry, exbf, once again, i'm outta the loop.
1. didn't watch dallas. i was born in houston.
2. van halen -- is that the company that makes "Vans?"
3. jethro tull is -- an engineering company?
4. while i loved wonder woman...all i have is hello kitty. and with that i always get the response from my friends from the stupid commercial..."HELLO, kitty..."
5. so many things that i am so for and you're not into -- yoga is the only exercise i do, and while i love playing in thunderstorms, i only use a quarter of my brain.
6. ok, faithful. i'll agree with that one. but only to eating red meat.
7. confidence is over-rated. security is not, but i don't have much of a savings account.
8. "ennui" is my middle name.....
:)
1. Didn't watch much "Dallas", but I thought Bobby Ewing shot him. I thought the dream sequence had to do with Bobby Ewing's death though. I finally cheated and looked it up here: http://eightiesclub.tripod.com/id288.htm . It turned ot to be "Kristen Shepard" -- who the f*ck is that?
2. Does being neutral count? I just like Van Halen either way. Eddie is an awesome guitarist. It grew on me after hearing it through my brother's bedroom walls growing up. I owned the 5150 album, though I loved most tunes in 1984. MTV was new and I thought I wanted to be the "teacher" when I grew up.
3. I know it's a band, but I don't know anything beyond that -- does that count?
4. Hello! I thought if I spun around enough, I'd turn into Wonder Woman too!!!! I'm a superhero geek. I grew up on Superfriends, own this giant leather bound Marvel Comics Character Book and a DC Legends book. Smallville is one of my all time fave shows, I'm sad that Birds of Prey got cancelled and Batman Begins is one of my latest favorite movies. One day, I will own an entire collection of superhero memorabilia (*I started it, and it's growing). I suppose that can only mean that I might have owned Superhero undies at some point in my life....
5. I like Jimmy Buffet, been to Margaritaville in Key West drinking coladas, hate exercise (though I keep trying), have a pretty high IQ and love getting caught in the rain.
6. I'd rather be celebate and dateless than be unfaithful.
7. The most confident women do not have to tell you how confident and secure they are. Their inner-strength will just shine through.
8. Have my ramblings bored you yet? Now imagine how animated I'd be in peson.
How did I do????
ahh, strange. i'm going to go with firedancer here. my exbf ironically fits all these requirements. minus the panties.
guess i'm out on being the next exgf. sorry!
:-)
Re: #3
http://www.britannica.com/eb/article-9073727
Ya, ya, Scooter...I know about the real Jethro Tull...but I said 'is' not a person, not 'was' a person at one point. Besides, if she qualifies, she'll know all that, anyway...
I can't believe nobody remembers who shot J.R.....it was Kristin! She was the hot chick from Ice Pirates. Come on, guys...
Other than that, the yoga thing kinda doesn't apply, since Lanie makes me do it like twice a week. It works...
And where did all the Jimmy Buffet stuff come from? You did good, tho, Discom....too bad about that boyfriend you already got ;)
Dude - look at your comments. I wrote Kristen!!! Pay attention :-P.
I thought every girl owned wonder woman under-roos as a child?!?! Whats wrong with you people - they're classic. I wore them under an orange, pink and brown button up robe...
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