Monday, September 24, 2007

Roll With the Changes

Wow...

I haven't written in the better part of a year, and this blog is still getting around 10,000 hits per month. Is it really that interesting? it's just my life....


Anyways, hi. It's me.

I know what you're thinking, "well, Lois ran off with Lex & he's back to assign her a new color and whine & blog about it for the next seventy-two years". Nope....not quite. I'm not married yet, but she's certainly still here. About 10 feet away, sound asleep, in fact. And why I'm in here wrtiting, I'm not sure....

Life has been pretty good for the past year...sometimes great, even. Many, many things have happened, as I'm sure they have to most of you, too (if anyone's still out there actually reading this, that is, and wasn't just drawn in accidentally by google thinking I'm a porn site). Life has changed...which tends to happen when there is another person added to the equation, and for those of you who know me, you'll know that change has never been my strong suit. But I've ran with it....and for the most part, it's been ok. Some of the change, I needed...some I never expected, but have accepted. I guess maybe I just wanted to see how it felt to come back here & talk about some of it...even though i'm not sure how much of that I'll actually end up doing....you know me.

But, on the off chance that any of my old readers are still out there, I'll at least make this worthwhile for all of us & throw a few bones out to summarize the past year. Let me see....(and let me try to remember my code names without looking, too)

1. Got a new roommate...as you may have surmised.

2. I finished my movie & premiered it on the big screen. it went pretty damn well...but we still haven't sold it & I haven't made a dime off it yet.

3. Spider-Man 3: very disappointed. Lazy work all around.

4. I went to Disneyworld.

5. Elaine & I have been in a fight & haven't spoken in over a month because I was 2 hours late feeding her cat while she was on vacation. Yet she's become good friends with my significant other...(no, no fake name yet...I need the right one)

6. Okay, fine...her name will be Annette(but she doesn't get a color...you know the rules). Anyway, we're very very different, and having to work through a lot of things, but I think if I wanted to, I could really make this work out in the long run.

7. Pete ran into Kara about 3 months ago. She now has 3 kids, lives about 2 blocks from him, is married to the same redneck asshole, and apparently smiled & said "Oh, that's nice" when informed of what was happening in my life. Fine.

8. I haven't seen Roxanne since the day I last blogged about her.

9. However, in the last couple of months, she has started writing me almost daily, and has basically told me that, if the two of us ever found ourselves single again, that perhaps we should give it one more try....yes, you read that right.

10. Other than wanting to pelt her with bean bags for not saying any of this stuff for the last 5 years or so, I'm not altogether sure how I feel about that. Very confused.

So fine, I'm no Letterman but there's your top 10. I think maybe I just needed to write something down...

Is anybody still out there? Beuhler? Beuhler?

27 Comments:

Blogger D recalled...

Hey.

Missed you. I'm glad, surprised about some things and altogether way too understanding of others. The good life is good. :)

Monday, September 24, 2007 10:24:00 PM  
Blogger Elizabeth recalled...

Happy to see that things are going well.

Tuesday, September 25, 2007 4:13:00 PM  
Blogger Kellie recalled...

So, question - does your new girl know about this blog? (also, Hi, hi, hi! Welcome back! Even if it's just for a bit.)

Wednesday, September 26, 2007 9:30:00 PM  
Blogger Jaded recalled...

Wow, I picked a good day to randomly stop by.

Glad things are going well. Look to the future, not to the past. History has a way of repeating itself, especially when we keep revisiting things that didn't work the first few times. No relationship is successful without work.

Congrats...and I hope the movie sells!

Thursday, September 27, 2007 8:23:00 AM  
Blogger Kendra recalled...

i'm so glad you updated. i still check you out occassionally and was hoping to hear more. i miss the reads.

maybe some day you will be able to tell us the name of your movie?

Thursday, September 27, 2007 2:44:00 PM  
Blogger LB recalled...

Kept your RSS feed up in hopes that you would eventually update - would love to hear more about your adventures...

Monday, October 01, 2007 1:37:00 PM  
Blogger the girl recalled...

!! You're back !!

How nice :)

Tuesday, October 09, 2007 1:51:00 PM  
Blogger Benjamin recalled...

Picked this up last week and read the entire thing. Thanks, EX. Sure helps to know others have the same worries. Good luck to you in your career!

Tuesday, October 09, 2007 6:30:00 PM  
Blogger PAINKEY recalled...

HOLY GUACAMOLE!!!!
YOUR BACK....YAY...I ALWAYS CHECKED UP ON UR BLOG WHEN I VISITED MY OWN. EVEN THO I DONT BLOG AS MUCH AS I USE TO I STILL CLICK ON ALL MY READS FROM TIME TO TIME TO SEE WHAT'S NEW. I ALWAYS KEPT YOU THERE BC I KNEW WHEN YOU CAME UP FOR AIR YOU WOULD BLOG AGAIN....LOL...HERE YOU ARE....
WELL, NICE TOP TEN...ROXANNE THAT BIATCH...YEAH, ITS ALWAYS WHEN YOU HAVE OFFICALLY "MOVED ON" THAT THE ONE YOU WISH COULD HAVE WOKED COMES BACK TO SAY, LETS GIVE IT ANOTHER SHOT....FUCKERS...
ITS LIKE THAT REBA SONG, "WHERE WERE YOU...WHEN I COULD HAVE LOVED YOU, WHERE WERE U WHEN I GAVE MY HEART AWAY, ALL MY LIFE, I'D BEEN DREAMING OF YOU, YOU CAME ALONG, ONE PROMSIE TOO LATE...."

YEAH, IT HAPPENS. KEY WORD FOR THE SUCCESS IN RELATIONSHIPS THAT I LEARNED THE NOT SO EASY WAY IS...
COMPROMISE!!
YOU GOTTA GIVE A LITTLE TO TAKE A LITTLE.
WELL, I WONT WRITE A DAMN BOOK HERE EX, JUST GLAD UR BACK WITH AN UPDATE.

TAKE CARE
BEST WISHES TO YOU!!!

Wednesday, October 10, 2007 3:24:00 PM  
Blogger A recalled...

YAY!

I check back from time to time and am so glad we finally got an update.
Glad to hear things are going well.

Saturday, October 13, 2007 10:35:00 PM  
Blogger Evel recalled...

I also check back from time to time. Glad to hear things are going well.

Tuesday, October 16, 2007 4:22:00 AM  
Blogger milowent recalled...

thanks for the update X? you realize you a real-life tragic character, right?

Wednesday, October 17, 2007 11:36:00 PM  
Blogger webmaster recalled...

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Monday, October 29, 2007 6:27:00 PM  
Blogger Oleander recalled...

Had been checking often but didn't really expect to find this. i'm so glad you're back. Missed you a lot.
Your writing is still great.. ;)
Please, don't stop!

Sunday, November 04, 2007 11:00:00 AM  
Blogger e recalled...

Wow - you updated. I had almost stopped hoping you would. Almost.

Things sound good! Best of luck.

Monday, November 05, 2007 10:19:00 AM  
Blogger e recalled...

Oh, and so weird bc I just saw Spidey 3 last night. And I was equally sadden by its tragic follow up to the other two stellar films.

Monday, November 05, 2007 10:20:00 AM  
Blogger Brooklyn recalled...

First and foremost: You are a dick... yes I said it. You disappear and don't even return someone's calls or emails....

But with that being said - I am so glad you are doing well and happy. I do think about you from time to time and it is nice to know that after everything you did at least come back and give us a brief update.

And yes I do still check for new postings....

Sunday, November 25, 2007 8:02:00 PM  
Blogger Priscilla recalled...

I actually haven't read your blog since last January because I got a new computer and lost the URL. I finally google searched smartly enough to find it again today and I'm glad that I actually haven't missed much since things are going so well for you! :)

Hope we get to hear more soon!

Sunday, November 25, 2007 10:25:00 PM  
Blogger Janette recalled...

GOOD TO SEE YOU BACK!!! I hope all is well :).

Tuesday, November 27, 2007 1:13:00 AM  
Blogger chicaleecious recalled...

Anyway, as I was saying (lost by blog account for a sec...); glad to see you back and HAPPY! Given the parallels; perhaps my life will follow suit eventually :). Roxanne seems like she senses that you have now moved on and are happy; that's usually when they come back... but I'm glad that you're actually allowing this VERY POSITIVE CHANGE! Thanks for the updates :). Take care.

Tuesday, November 27, 2007 1:31:00 AM  
Blogger Quarterlifegirl recalled...

Missed your thoughts...hopefully you can start new one's involved with the trials and tribulations of relaitonships!

Friday, December 07, 2007 8:17:00 AM  
Blogger Tumbleweed recalled...

Well, I ran across this blog and spent my entire Christmas vacation reading it! I was a little disappointed when you fell off the face of the earth, but I'm being selfish. I'm glad things are going well for you! I have a lot of the same problems you had with relationships and was hoping I could figure it all out, too. Maybe once last blog about what you learned, since it doesn't appear you'll be back here too often.

Tuesday, January 01, 2008 8:11:00 AM  
Blogger cougarberry recalled...

i think its time u make another update about your life! do it!

Friday, January 04, 2008 4:38:00 PM  
Blogger Lisa Delgado recalled...

Cheating Women. Why Do They Do It?

Why do some women cheat? Can you stop cheating women? More women are choosing to cheat on their partners than ever before. This article will list the main reasons why some women cheat.

1. Revenge. Although you didn't sleep with someone else, you may as well have. You have broken her trust in some other way. Cheating women often sleep with someone else to pay you back for that dodgy investment or the lie she caught you out on. Apologize profusely and hopefully she will forgive you instead of joining the cheating women society.

2. Feeling unappreciated. Do you treat your wife or girlfriend like an unpaid nanny? Do you ever thank her for all those boring chores she does in and out of the house? What is she doing while you are playing golf? Housework? Minding the children? Seeing someone else? Cheating women often do so because they feel totally neglected at home. Show her you do appreciate her. Say thank you. Notice what has been done. Give her some help. Cheating women are looking for some appreciation and thanks.

3. The honeymoon is over. Another motivator for cheating women is that they are not getting enough sex at home. Once that sexual glow has gone and the sex becomes less frequent, cheating women look for it elsewhere. Try and put some time aside for sex. Go to bed early instead o f falling asleep in front of the TV could be all you need to do.

4. Boring sex. Cheating women often say that it is the excitement of the affair that is the big attraction. Sex at home has become boring and routine. Try and put a spark back into your sex life so that your partner need not leave home to find sexual adventure. Cheating women love the thrill of the illicit affair.

5. Low self esteem. Having someone pay attention to you can really boost your ego. Cheating women are often looking for the flattery they are not getting at home. Pay your partner some attention, flatter her, and prevent her from becoming a cheating woman.

6. No intimacy. All women need to feel close to their loved ones. Cheating women have given up on getting it from their partners and are looking elsewhere. Hugs, kisses, massages, all will make her feel closer to you.

7. No emotional input. Women need you to talk about your emotions. You may think it is worse than going to the dentist. Cheating women are looking for the emotional feed back they are not getting at home. Cheating women can be prevented just by expressing your emotions.

8. You cheated first. Cheating women are often paying back their husband for his sexual infidelity. Sexual revenge is a huge motivator for cheating women. This kind of tit for tat is only going to hurt you both.

9. Sayonara. Some cheating women have already mentally left the relationship and are looking for the replacement. Emotionally, this cheating woman has already left you. She probably isn't planning on staying.

With some attention and flattery your partner need not join the lengthening list of cheating women.

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Tuesday, January 08, 2008 3:23:00 AM  
Blogger Lisa Delgado recalled...

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Thursday, January 10, 2008 11:23:00 PM  
Blogger That girl recalled...

Don't really want to come in after spam lady, but I'm glad you and Annette are still, in fact, you and Annette.

We don't really want her to have a color any more than you do! So, just keep us posted.

Saturday, January 12, 2008 3:29:00 PM  
Blogger Katie recalled...

Way back in May 2006 I came across your blog after hitting the "next blog" button from a page my cousin had created.

I remember reading a blog posted at the top of the screen and was HOOKED. I found myself reading your blog anytime I had a spare minute, which usually turned into hours of reading. I always thought.. MAN- why doesn't this guy make this a BOOK! Funny how someone's life story is that interesting so many people are excited to read.. and always wanted more! I used to check out some of the comments when you hadn't posted in a while and people were going crazy telling you to blog more.

I never commented on your blogs, but felt the need to do so today, because again, I was directed to this website and instantly thought.. hmm, wonder what's going on with the ex-gf-project? couldn't find it and was disappointed- thought perhaps it was deleted. I searched it in google and BAM! there you were again!

Just like to say congrats that everything is going well with "Annette"! Take care, and know that if I'm still looking for updates, MANY of your other readers are doing so as well!

From a loyal reader in Edmonton,Alberta.

Monday, June 16, 2008 12:39:00 PM  

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