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One ordinary man's journey back through his past to try and find out where along the line he screwed up...
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Um, you are Superman? You banged a girl wearing a costume? You went to see Superman already?
Is that supposed to keep us quiet for now!?!
Saw a sneak peak and was kinda let down, to be honest. It was pretty slow, in my mind. Half an hour into it I was really feeling the midnight (on a school night!) show time. Kevin Spacey and my girl Parker Posey had the only laughs. And let's face it, there weren't that many. Using the original music was a cool touch, but I think they went overboard with the "homage" to C. Reeves.
i've been thinking about the tedious process which one has to go through in love before finally settling down to marriage..the crush and infatuation, the anticipation, the confession, facing the rejection, the courtship, the dating, the quarrel, the breakup, the recovery, coping with loneliness, trying all over again...
then i thought about this movie "The Minority Report" which starred Tom Cruise about police psychics who can visualise the future & pre-empt the actual crime from happening. Then i thought if this kind of technology could instead be used to visualise who is your actual Mr / Ms Right, this would have saved us from a lot of disappointments and heart breaks. They can precisely matchmake 2 persons who are really pre-ordained to be together, jumpstart the above process and let you enter marriage at once. I have written a parody of the Minority Report which goes like this:
http://crumpiteer.blogspot.com/2006/07/minority-report-ii-find-true-love.html
We are a global social organisation committed to bring your destined Mr/Ms Right immediately right at your door-step. We want you to live in a world where courtship, anticipating, frog-kissing, and dating are things of
the past and no longer necessary. A place where men and women will receive their destined spouse immediately with certainty, and not requiring any trial and error.
Our global website is the central repository of information about our organisation and Prelove technology. At our website, you can
“Allow Us To Help You Fall In Love Effortlessly and Painlessly,
And Enter Straight Into Marriage ” by registering with us.
Visit the “Support PreLoveWorld.org” section to cast your vote for or against PreLove technology
Send information about PreLove.org to friends and loved ones who should be informed of this movement
Hear from others who support PreLove.
Visit www.PreLoveWorld.org today and take just one step to a painless and sure path towards marriage!
Now, the question of this blog post to you is this:
if PreLove technology really does exist,
will you cast a vote FOR or AGAINST it?
WHY?
Superman...
He is so fine!
oh, woe, to the blogger who decides to take a break. whose life intervenes! your loyal following becomes restless!
seriously though, i look forward to seeing more posts if and when you get around to it, man.
i've been running across songs lately that for some reason remind my of your blog (which i only recently came to find and read in toto, amazing stuff). no bruce tunes, no prog or queensryche, just my own crazy punk/indie music.
one song is "she's my ex" by ALL, which is circa 1989. i'll email an mp3 if you're interested. here's the lyrics:
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SHE'S MY EX
She's my ex. I can't cross her from my memory
She meant everything to me she meant every word she said
[like "Everyone should have a good time. such a loaded comment!]
When she said, "I'll never love again. Be my ex until the end."
[well kara never said that, but she did say "If I knew it was always going to be like this, right here" then it would be forever, whatever forever meant to her]
And I know I'll never feel that way again, She's just my ex
She's my ex. She marks the spot where I'm the weakest one
I can't expect she'll change her ways; can't accept the things she's done
She's just my ex. Nothing more nothing less but she'll always be my ex
She's my ex. Don't cross her path she still belongs to me
[the Chili's rule]
She'll be my ex till I say when till I get her back again
[even if you knew it was impossible]
'Cause I know I'll never love again. Never need another friend
And I know I'll never feel this way again
She's my ex. She'll cross my mind a thousand times today
Still have a million things to say, guess I'm better off this way
Cause I know she'll never love again. She'll be my ex until the end
And I know I'll never feel this way again
She's just my ex. Nothing more nothing less but she's still my ex
And I could never kiss that face goodbye
But I could never stop to wonder why
She looks so pretty, she looks so pretty
And I know I'll never feel this way again
She's just my ex
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Loved it!!! Where are you????
Ex Bf,
I've read your whole blog from the beginning and I think it's a fascinating journey. I could give you a whole host of advice on where I think you messed up, but you seem to be getting there fine by yourself. Maybe a little too well seeing as you no longer post anymore! I liked the new Superman movie, but that didn't stop me from updating my blog. You keep saying it's not a mystery novel, but really, it is, and we're all curious to see what happens next. Please post!
So I'm perusing your blog and it occurs to me that I might have an alternate personality that I don't know about who is blogging about my life...until I read the part about the mayonaise. Whew.
where are u? are u ok?? COME BACK!!
(it's me chick. I got a new blog...writing about the past like u was taking a toll on me...i wonder if u just went thru that as well)
hey bro,
hope all is well with you.
1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.
3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them
knowing you can't have them.
6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
8. Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.
9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right ne, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
10. Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.
11. There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to dois keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.
12. Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know some one else and expect them to know you.
13. Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.
REMEMBER EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A RESON!!!!
TAKE CARE
thinking of you, ex...
hey superman...i'm wonder woman.
wink wink.
so i guess you like superman eh?
i'm a superman 'logo' lover.
only like the logo but not the character.....
jp
Thanks a lot for your advice guys, it helped me a lot, I went to www.saveabreakup.com and followed their step by step instructions and it worked perfectly, now me and my girlfriend are back together.
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